The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.
Now, go out there, ignore all logic, embrace your crazy, and ruin someone else's day. Blame it on the hamster. (photo credit: headlinetshirts.net)